Of all the holidays today, it was a must I recognize National Grammar Day. This is, after all, a website dedicated to writers and readers. You should really embrace this holiday by sitting in public, ear hustling the conversation of strangers and randomly correcting their grammar. This is sure to bring amusement before it brings a fist fight and your Worldstar Hip Hop video debut.
Why the gorgeous picture of Nelly supporting his country in a well laid flag tank? I’m glad you asked. It is also National Hug a GI Day! So, you should feel completely obligated to go up to random attractive GI’s and squeeze them tightly. Tell them you just want to show your appreciation by hugging the body they risk, daily, to keep you safe. Your hug may be reciprocated. However, should you sense some resistance, I suggest loosening your embrace after 3 seconds, anything over 5 seconds has the potential to become very awkward and misunderstood.
Finally, it’s National Pound Cake Day. Around since the 1700’s it has been a staple at potlucks and get-togethers, by the cheapest person in the room. I suggest celebrating this with ice cream, Netflix, and your new GI friend. Have an amazing holiday!