If this is how you Spring clean or the red head to the right is your idea of the perfect housekeeper, then today is the holiday for you! It’s No Housework Day! So rest easy and stop pretending you “totally mop at least once a week.”
Some won’t have any trouble celebrating today, but if your personality is closer to Monica from Friends, you may need restraints.
I suggest celebrating today by staying out of the house, even if you wouldn’t be tempted to clean it. Go to the movies, see a play, go shopping, go bowling, have a drink with friends, be a tourist in your town, anything but, couch-sitting and sleeping. Today is not the day to binge on a new Netflix series. Tomorrow you may go back to being neurotic, lazy, or somewhere in between.