It is so beautiful outside and it’s National Picnic Day!  Why wouldn’t you want to celebrate? Unless your picnic table looks like this, you should eat outside today.  Grab a book, some snacks, some friends (even if they’re imaginary), and soak up the sun.  If you hate picnics and have an aversion to eating outside, it’s also Take a Chance Day.  I suggest you embrace the outdoors, take a chance that nothing will attack you, and the ants won’t steal your meat.

As for me, I’m going to get some crab legs and sit in the middle of the park like I own the darn thing.  I’ve got my e-book, notepad, and Zyrtec. Carpe diem!

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!