If you can read this post, your e-mail or anything longer than your name you should probably thank a teacher. It’s National Teacher’s Day! Whether or not you enjoyed reading, writing, and arithmetic; did well, or flunked, a teacher put up with you, probably for less pay than they deserved and with more enthusiasm than you deserved.
If you went to grad school, college, or barely made it out of high school, there is a teacher who helped, whether they challenged you or passed you, so you could be someone else’s problem. If you’re living above the poverty line with a seven-figure salary, you owe someone roses, probably your math, science, or English teacher. If you’re living below the poverty line, but know how to flip that money 3 ways and feed a family of 8 on $20 a week, that’s math and home economics. You’re welcome. If you’re blue-collar and can MacGyver your way out of an oil change with tube socks and a glow stick, you’re a vocational prodigy. Say, thank you.
If it isn’t obvious, you should celebrate today by thanking a teacher. Call a favorite from your past or freak out a complete stranger. The truth is there are more good teachers than not so good teachers. Most dig in their own pockets to make learning fun and spend more time planning lessons than their life. Whatever the subject, today is the day to honor those who went to school to school you.
On a side note, it’s nice to say, “The world is full of teachers” and then justify celebrating the person who showed you how to fart with your armpit. Today isn’t about them. It’s strictly for those with certifications, degrees, and student loans to prove their passion is helping you achieve yours. Thank a teacher and…
HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!
Thank you Ms. Smithers, Mrs. Brown, Mrs. McKinley, Ms. Sandy, Mrs. Lincoln, Ms. Vance, and all the others who challenged me whether I enjoyed it or not.