If you’re anything like me, the day of the week is irrelevant, but if you’re not like me, I implore you to explore celebrating National Nude Day!  Go Au natural. Celebrated internationally, today’s holiday originated fourteen years ago, in New Zealand, when a streaking dare went too far.   The official way to celebrate today is to go streaking, which means going naked in a public place where most others are dressed.  Since I don’t have bail money and have no plans to be your defense in court, I understand if you keep your celebration on the DL.

The official way to celebrate is to go streaking, which means going naked in a public place where most others are dressed.  Since I don’t have bail money and no plans to be your defense in court, I understand if you keep your celebration on the DL.  Before any die-riders go getting their butt hairs in a tizzy, I suggest spending the day at a nudist resort.  There are plenty to choose from and if you’re a first timer, the experience may be different than you expect, just remember proper nudist etiquette.  Strip, streak, and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

Today’s References: The HuffPost, American Association for Nude Recreation