I don’t know who sponsored today’s holiday, but I highly suggest you don’t literally celebrate. It’s National Beheading Day! Don’t blame the messenger, but it’s pretty interesting that beheading has earned a holiday, however it used to be popular and a method of federal execution. Should we bring this back? It would cost a lot less than the electric chair and lethal injection and it’s sure to work the first time. Just a thought.
Just for clarification – I don’t condone beheading innocent people or animals.
Anyhow, celebrate today with a Bloody Mary, red velvet cake, and maybe go bobbing for apples. And, should you decide to celebrate literally, remember as I paraphrase Alice in Wonderland, “heads don’t roll like they used to, they just plop on the ground and sit there.”
Thees and Thous 