If you’re almost there and you know it, today may be the day to go all the way.  It’s Bald is Beautiful Day!  I assume this holiday is strictly pertaining to the hair on top of your head.  Both men and women are at risk of falling into the balding bucket, so this is a unisex holiday.  Look in the mirror and don’t shy away from the truth.  Are you balding? Are you bald?  Whether by choice or by nature, if you’re in the club, we salute you.  If you cry at Rogaine commercials and from time to time run your fingers through your phantom hair, this is your holiday. Your bald is beautiful and currently in fashion.  Hair is a thing of the past and you’re embracing now. Whatever you do give the baseball caps, toupees, and comb-overs a break today. If you’re supporting the cause, celebrate by rubbing a bald head (with permission, of course). If you’re almost there, celebrate by joining the bald club.  If you’re already in, celebrate by letting your bald shine. You’re bald and you’re beautiful.  Get your bald on and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!