Today’s holidays doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.

It’s National Ding-a-ling Day. Hold. For the purpose of today’s holiday Ding-a-ling refers to anyone who’s a crazy lunatic. It may be referring to you.  It’s not as if an actual lunatic waits for permission to be who they are. So, if you aren’t usually a ding-a-ling (I just had too), this is your opportunity to explore lunacy. In case your cuckoo aunt or drunk uncle aren’t around to give you pointers, the dictionary defines lunacy as a person whose actions and manner are marked by extreme eccentricity or recklessness. I nor this posted is responsible for any actions which may result in incarseration, lost relationships, and/or medical treatment. If you’re cool with the consequences, be a ding-a-ling and…