Since I have baby fever and a very real yearning to give my nephew a cousin, today I’m celebrating Baby Day! Rather than tributing truffles, that look like herpes and smell like feet or downing a box of chocolate truffles with more calories and sugar than I’m allowed to have, I’d rather reach out and grab a squishy, little, soft bundle of baby. Celebrate today by either making or playing with a baby, your choice. Have loads of fun and…
HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!
Most parents will tell you their kids are amazing and most kids probably are. They’re also cute, even when they glare at you, instead of responding, in the grocery store when you say, “Hi!” Well, today is the day to celebrate your little crumb snatcher. It’s Absolutely Amazing Kid Day!
Rather than gloat at the office or annoy every passerby with the 250 pictures of your young prodigy on your cell phone, you should write your kid a note telling them why you think they’re amazing. They will love it! Even if the most impressive thing they can do is shoot a 45-foot snot rocket. That’s amazing in my book.
If you don’t have children, you’re someone’s child, so celebrate yourself, silently in your head (aloud will seem cocky and annoying). Or, you can send kind thoughts to your niece, nephew, little cousin, Godchild. Surely, there is a child in your life somewhere.
Today is not the day to celebrate your baby goat. Have fun and holiday on my friends.