Trivias, puzzles, reading; it’s time to release that fart from your brain and celebrate National Train Your Brain Day! Turn off the idiot box and nix vegging out off your list of things to do today. When was the last time you visited that place with all the free books? When was the last time you used one of those over-sized sheets of paper with all the writing on it for something besides, swatting insects, cleaning windows, or protecting your table? Celebrate today by exercising your grey matter muscles. While I enjoy reading, other activities are not on my list of fun things to do, but for the good of the order Sudoku and…
If someone says something to you today that is so stupid, all you can think to do is gaze at them for a few minutes trying to imagine the miniature man inside their heads writing gobbilty-goop on a tiny chalkboard, that they promptly recited to you, don’t lose your cool by responding with the paragraph of profane language and sarcasm you’ve been itching to unleash. Give them the benefit of the doubt. They may be trying to help you celebrate today’s holiday Dumbstruck Day!
There is a possibility they aren’t as feeble-minded as you think.
Today, when you are stunned into silence, by the strange, shocking and unusual, pop out your tambourine and jig in celebration. You’re sure to leave your audience dumbfounded! Thus creating a continuous loop of Dumbstruck Day homage.
Holiday on my friends!