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Chocolate Wasted

It’s National Chocolate Covered Anything Day! Chocolate should steal the hot sauce logo because people really do put chocolate on everything.  From insects to pancakes to steak, I’ve heard it all.  You might as well get it in and celebrate.  Pretty soon January will be here and you’ll be fasting or working on that 2018 diet. So, for today, break out the dark, the sweet, the milk, the white, the powdered, the liquid, all the chocolate of the world, get chocolate wasted (stop short of a diabetic coma) and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!! 

ding-a-ling

Today’s holidays doesn’t mean what I thought it meant.

It’s National Ding-a-ling Day. Hold. For the purpose of today’s holiday Ding-a-ling refers to anyone who’s a crazy lunatic. It may be referring to you.  It’s not as if an actual lunatic waits for permission to be who they are. So, if you aren’t usually a ding-a-ling (I just had too), this is your opportunity to explore lunacy. In case your cuckoo aunt or drunk uncle aren’t around to give you pointers, the dictionary defines lunacy as a person whose actions and manner are marked by extreme eccentricity or recklessness. I nor this posted is responsible for any actions which may result in incarseration, lost relationships, and/or medical treatment. If you’re cool with the consequences, be a ding-a-ling and…

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All About You, Boo.

Walk a mile in  your shoes, it’s Put on Your Own Shoes Day!  No need to update social media about the real you.  Today can be a private celebration.  Celebrate by being you, your authentic self.  Look in the mirror and see who you are.

Self-evaluate and answer the tough questions.  Are you walking in your purpose? Are you nurturing your talents and exercising your gifts? If you’re stuck, lost, and don’t recognize the wasteful, mean, diminished, idiot you’ve become. Find, refocus, and embrace yourself. It’s not too late.  Break out the vision board (pen and paper will do) and press reset on your ambition.  It’s all about you, Boo. Chin up and…

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Side-Eye

You should be able to celebrate today without thinking!  It’s National Use Your Common Sense Day!   Why today? Well, it may not be common knowledge, but today is the birthday of film actor Will Rogers, who commonly said, “Common sense ain’t that common.” I’m sure we all know someone who couldn’t celebrate today even if they studied in advance, which, they should have been doing.  You don’t have to be a genius to celebrate, you just have to be common.  Live a common life and have common experiences.  I say we rename today, “Don’t Do Anything Dumb Day.”  Spend today exercising sound practical judgment that doesn’t require any special knowledge, training or skill. I like how Dictionary.com says, “…normal native intelligence.”  I guess that depends on what you’re native to.  Celebrating should come naturally, but if you see someone giving you the side-eye today, you’re probably not celebrating. Have fun and…

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Today’s References: Biography, Dictionary.com

Fake Sweet

Move your belt back a bit and get ready to celebrate National Dessert Day!  Of all the days dedicated to celebrating food, I know this is someone’s favorite. Dessert can be anything from fruit to the most ooey gooey caramelly.  Celebrate responsibly.  If you’re diabetic or one cheesecake shy of death, you should be celebrating on the fruit end of the spectrum.

I’m placing myself somewhere between fruit and a sugar-free no bake cookie.  Yum! There’s nothing better than a fake sweet cake.  Pour out a sundae for me and…

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Eat Grandma

Today matters more than you think and especially when you’re penning words to paper. You may not notice as much when you speak even though it is subconsciously present.  It’s Punctuation Day! Some may find this subject cringe-worthy, believe me, when all is said and done, you’ll be happier being understood.  Celebrate today by annoyingly and deliberately saying your punctuation aloud during conversations.  When asked why you’re doing it.  Respond by pointing them to this post and reminding them that proper punctuation saves jobs, lives, and relationships.  It also ends them, too.

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT EXCLAMATION POINT

 

 

Baaalling!

sphynx-814164_1920If you’re almost there and you know it, today may be the day to go all the way.  It’s Bald is Beautiful Day!  I assume this holiday is strictly pertaining to the hair on top of your head.  Both men and women are at risk of falling into the balding bucket, so this is a unisex holiday.  Look in the mirror and don’t shy away from the truth.  Are you balding? Are you bald?  Whether by choice or by nature, if you’re in the club, we salute you.  If you cry at Rogaine commercials and from time to time run your fingers through your phantom hair, this is your holiday. Your bald is beautiful and currently in fashion.  Hair is a thing of the past and you’re embracing now. Whatever you do give the baseball caps, toupees, and comb-overs a break today. If you’re supporting the cause, celebrate by rubbing a bald head (with permission, of course). If you’re almost there, celebrate by joining the bald club.  If you’re already in, celebrate by letting your bald shine. You’re bald and you’re beautiful.  Get your bald on and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!