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Kiss kiss list

Are you the kind of person who can hold onto a grudge like your life depends on it? Well, research (not my research), but research shows that your life depends more on letting grudges go.  Therefore celebrating today’s holiday is good for your health, it’s Kiss and Make Up Day! Kiss, forgive, and move on.  Celebrate today by scratching names off your “Dead to Me” list one by one.  Grab the chapstick and get kissing.  Forgive, friends, family, and especially your crush (cheeky).  Before your attitude gets high and mighty, remember your name is probably on someone else’s list.  Kiss kiss and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

Hello, Mother. Hello, Father.

If you can’t keep a relationship, good credit, a place to stay and/or prevaricate compulsively, there is a good chance your parents screwed up somewhere along the way. Most people don’t become parents thinking, “I bet I’ll screw this kid up.”  Most think they will be, at the very least, a good parent who won’t make the same brilliantly stupid mistakes their parents made to screw them up.  However, after spending $25,000 in counseling costs, they realize, their parents weren’t perfect but did the best they could with what they had.  So, today in honor of the parents who screwed up their kid, it’s Forgive Mom and Dad Day!

Take today to call, text, or messenger your parents that you forgive them.  No matter how big or small their mistakes may have been, you’re an adult and it’s time to pick up your baggage and move on to the next phase of your life.

Now, if your parents monumentally screwed the pooch in a way that is either very close to or actually illegal, the $25,000 may be money well spent.  In which case, mortgage the house if you have to because you need HELP!  Get the help you need and in 365 days,  you’ll have another holiday to forgive them.  Til then, Vodka!?

Holiday on my friends!