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Trim the Fat

article-2094267-11886c64000005dc-63_233x304319741444.jpgWhile you’re trimming the fat from that bird, trim your friends. It’s National Unfriend Day! Today’s holiday was initiated in 2010 by Jimmy Kimmel who felt Facebook had cheapened the meaning of friendship.  HE may be right, but if you didn’t have friends before Facebook, you’re probably excited about your sudden increase of 1,500 friends. If you spend most of your time in the real world, you’re probably not impressed by the number of online “friends” you have, you’re more concerned with the ones who know where you live, but don’t know your address.  You understand Facebook friends are people you know of, not necessarily people you really know or in rare cases know at all. If no one is causing you stress, you’re fine and probably don’t need to celebrate today.  But, if you have been in any of the following situations, you need start slicing, dicing, and celebrating all over your Facebook friends list.

  1. Your ex is stalking you through a fake account or a mutual friend.
  2. Your boss found out about your late night streaking because a loud mouth co-worker, who is your Facebook friend, outed you.
  3. Jesus told you to pull the weeds.
  4.  You just feel like being petty.
  5. You’ve become a Facebook stalker and you’re one click away from a court record.

Unfriend with a callous vengeance, save yourself, and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

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Ladies!

Grab the Thelma to your Louise and act out.  It’s National Girlfriend’s Day.  Some may get confused and think today is about laying up with your man, but it’s not.  We’re celebrating female relationships that have lasted since you were five or for five minutes.

Women need women and today recognizes that special girlfriend bond! Guys may poke fun, but secretly they wish someone thought enough of them to have a conversation with them while they were in the restroom.  Men envy the close bond women share.  We’re not afraid to love each other out loud through all moods.  Girlfriends will pop out of a car trunk to make you laugh, hold you tight when you need to cry, and share a cell when things get drastic.

Let your bestie know you love and appreciate them.  Take the day or evening to share one on one girl time.  Take besties, sip wine, have a spa day or (if you can afford it) lay around doing nothing.  If you budget by day and splurge by night, own tonight! It’s not only Ladies Night, It’s Girlfriends day!  Have fun and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

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Onion’s Cousin

Today we celebrate a relative of the onion and the chive.  It’s Garlic Day!  This vegetable, known for its flavor and holistic healing powers is a compliment to most culinary delights.   Its medicinal super powers include fighting off colds and flu, lowering plaque build up in arteries, reducing cholesterol, fungal and yeast infections, blood pressure, and decreasing clot formation.

Now, not to bring up the darkness, but it must be mentioned that garlic also wards off evil spirits and vampires.  I’ve never tested this theory, but it can definitely put a damper on a good-night kiss.  You should find out who your true friends are and celebrate today with a Garlic-themed Potluck dinner. Will they bring a dish or just their appetite? Are they down for you or just your blood type? Eat well, be well, and…

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!

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Because I promised.

I would much rather celebrate Look Up at the Sky Day today, but since I promised to let you know, it is Ex-Spouse Day.   I’ve never been married, so I don’t have anyone to celebrate and I’m not going to celebrate my ex-boyfriends because this is not that day. But, for those of you, who have taken that blissful walk down the aisle and lived to regret it or at least change your mind, today is your day.

Now, if you have a great relationship with your ex, you may actually call and thank them for being who they are, even though you’re better apart than you were together.  If you have an okay relationship with your ex or only still know them because of the kids.  I think fond thoughts and appreciation quietly to yourself will suffice.  If you have a horrible ex who you would have rather killed than divorced, were it a legal option, your celebration may involve a voodoo doll and repentance.

When I get married, I hope to never have to celebrate this holiday, but I’m curious to know how you are celebrating today.  Let me know in the comment section below.  And, remember while you are celebrating them, they may be celebrating you.

I’ll be looking up at the sky.

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!

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S-A-D Day. Words with Friends Anyone?

It’s Scrabble Day.  Celebrated by millions, this game was invented in 1938 by Alfred Mosher Butts and is so popular it’s sold in 121 countries and 29 languages.  Scrabble has its own association and annual tournament.  This year’s North American Scrabble Championship will be held July 22-26, in New Orleans.   If you’re interested, registration is still open!

escorted cryI must admit the seemingly innocent, jumbled pile of Scrabble letters taunt me. When I see those 1″x 1″ inch, lettered, wood tiles my heart is filled with a pitiful longing. They are a sad reminder of the days I when was escorted from the family game night table for fear that my greatest number of points would never exceed ten.   To them, I wasn’t worth the turn, the time, the letters.  I knew I was smart.  Still,  my mother, father, and sister banished me to the T.V. room, while they giggled and had intense battles over word challenges.

“Grab the Scrabble dictionary!” I’d hear them shout, bickering and laughing with each other,  while my ear was pressed against the game room door, which they always shut. 

I couldn’t even see the game.  I’d whisper words like, “muzjiks” to myself.  The kind of word I’d try to play if trapped with a Z and a J, should I ever be invited to join the word war on the other side of the door.   I’d listen and whimper, like a dog asking to be released from her crate, while whatever Disney movie they popped in the VHS drowned out my tears.  At least, that’s what I pretended.  Surely, they couldn’t hear me. Surely, they weren’t ignoring my cries.

It wouldn’t be until decades later that I’d have the opportunity to redeem my self-esteem and prove my word-smith potential.  Enter Words with Friends.  Finally, a chance to play! Even though they weren’t really my friends, these strangers didn’t judge me.  They accepted my literary slayings like worthy opponents.  Falling beneath my triple word  scores and sending messages about my spectacular unconventional words, like “caziques.” I was finally a conqueror. I was finally invited to the table.  

A bittersweet pill to swallow since my Dad passed a few years before the gratifying app. In my heart, he plays with me.  Finally noticing me, just like my mother and sister, finally saying, “Here, you can shake the bag.”happy cry

When you celebrate Scrabble Day today, remember that it is a game and all should be invited to the table.  Sometimes, it’s not about the words, it’s about the fellowship!

H-O-L-I-D-A-Y  O-N  M-Y  F-R-I-E-N-D-S!

…take me away!

PegIf this is how you Spring clean or the red head to the right is your idea of the perfect housekeeper, then today is the holiday for you!  It’s No Housework Day! So rest easy and stop pretending you “totally mop at least once a week.”

Some won’t have any trouble celebrating today, but if your personality is closer to Monica from Friends,  you may need restraints.

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I suggest celebrating today by staying out of the house, even if you wouldn’t be tempted to clean it.  Go to the movies, see a play, go shopping, go bowling, have a drink with friends, be a tourist in your town, anything but, couch-sitting and sleeping.  Today is not the day to binge on a new Netflix series.   Tomorrow you may go back to being neurotic, lazy, or somewhere in between.

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!