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Roll with it!

I don’t know who sponsored today’s holiday, but I highly suggest you don’t literally celebrate.  It’s National Beheading Day!  Don’t blame the messenger, but it’s pretty interesting that beheading has earned a holiday, however it used to be popular and a method of federal execution.    Should we bring this back?  It would cost a lot less than the electric chair and lethal injection and it’s sure to work the first time.  Just a thought.

Just for clarification – I don’t condone beheading innocent people or animals.

Anyhow, celebrate today with a Bloody Mary, red velvet cake, and maybe go bobbing for apples. And, should you decide to celebrate literally, remember as I paraphrase Alice in Wonderland,  “heads don’t roll like they used to, they just plop on the ground and sit there.”

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!