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ROTFL

The benefits of laughter sure outweigh the depression of having no sense of humor.  It’s International Joke Day and we’re ROTFL all day long.  Laughter is the medicine of life, it works your abs, improves your state of being, and can improve your immune system (so I’ve heard).  And, even if it did none of that, it’s so much fun to do.

Jokes are a short form of storytelling, improving your wit and making you the life of the party. Jokes are notorious for easing the tension in the room and getting any party started. They make you relatable and approachable.  Why do you think most speeches start with a joke?  Why do you think entire shows are built around jokes? Why do you think comedians make millions of dollars?  Everyone loves a good joke and not just the “pull my finger” kind of joke. Jokes have different levels and as every comedian will say, telling jokes is an art.

From slapstick to dark humor, funny is funny and we all buy into them from our first knock, knock joke to the first time we ask, “why did the chicken cross the road?”   Celebrate today with your best or worse jokes.  Have a Def Comedy Jam marathon or re-watch this past year’s election, now there’s a joke!

HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

JOKE

You must be crazy!

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If you thought I’d let today pass without saying April Fools Day you’re a fool!

Instead of staying indoors celebrating National Sourdough Bread Day, you should be out terrorizing your friends.   Today is the perfect day to cover your sister’s car in black trash bags, so she thinks that someone is after her.  While she is outside trying to figure out why she is being targeted by a secret non-existent gang, you can dip into her house and add red Kool-aid to all her faucets and shower heads.  Then, lift up the toilet seats and cover them with plastic wrap before heading back outside to offer her comfort food (the three mayonnaise filled donuts you purchased earlier).  She won’t thank you, but I’m certain your amusement will last longer than her tears.

If that sounds mean to you, you’re boring.  Go ask someone to pull your thumb.   If this is just the tip of the iceberg for you, we might be soulmates.  You should follow the red elephant to a site I found that has some interesting ideas.  Have fun and HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

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