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If you thought I’d let today pass without saying April Fools Day you’re a fool!

Instead of staying indoors celebrating National Sourdough Bread Day, you should be out terrorizing your friends.   Today is the perfect day to cover your sister’s car in black trash bags, so she thinks that someone is after her.  While she is outside trying to figure out why she is being targeted by a secret non-existent gang, you can dip into her house and add red Kool-aid to all her faucets and shower heads.  Then, lift up the toilet seats and cover them with plastic wrap before heading back outside to offer her comfort food (the three mayonnaise filled donuts you purchased earlier).  She won’t thank you, but I’m certain your amusement will last longer than her tears.

If that sounds mean to you, you’re boring.  Go ask someone to pull your thumb.   If this is just the tip of the iceberg for you, we might be soulmates.  You should follow the red elephant to a site I found that has some interesting ideas.  Have fun and HOLIDAY ON MY FRIENDS!!!

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Holidays

Eat Your Heart Out!

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While this slice of apple pie and mound of whipped cream drizzled with caramel and topped with toasted nut shavings is making my mouth water and stomach growl a little, this is NOT the pie we are celebrating today.  As the obsessed math lover, scientists or engineer in your life can tell you it’s PI DAY!  

The really weird ones will have this entire number committed to memory.

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For those who barely got promoted in math and science or had to resort to bribes, sympathy, and flattery for a passing grade, the Pi constant represents the ratio between the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

pie-1446373_1280How do you celebrate Pi Day?  For ideas, you should ask a former sad lonely person, who went through school with 2 friends, a social life that mostly consisted of hanging out at the Salvation Army and watching Seventh Heaven while curled up with a physics book on a Saturday night or my sister.    She generally resorts to wearing a t-shirt with the pi insignia on it, taking a pie to work, eating a round personal pizza for lunch, and gazing far too long at all things circular.

However, I have a few suggestions of my own.

  • If you’re not skittish about getting arrested, chased or into fights, you can make cream pies and pop random people in the face, while shouting, “It’s Pi Day!”
  • You can invite your 20 closest friends and associates over for a pizza pie eating contest.  The first to regurgitate loses.  (Please record and post on YouTube)
  • You can celebrate with like minded people by looking up phone numbers to businesses you think would care and yelling, “Happy Pi Day” when they answer the phone. Y’all cheer, then hang up.  If you then begin to have a conversation about the celebration, I’ll feel sad for you.

And now, a little pi humor – well, as humorous as pi can get. 

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

What is the official animal of Pi Day? The pi-thon.

The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”

For more math jokes visit www.ibtimes.com.

Holiday on my friends!