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Nooooo!

No, a bunny did not just have a field day on your screen.  It’s National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day!  What a very specific holiday, I know. But, nevertheless, you are encouraged, today, to go out and eat chocolate and raisins.

Fun fact, raisins are fruit and chocolate is a vegetable so, today is rraisin cookieseally eat your fruit and veggies day.  I suggest you throw in a healthy grain and make a delicious batch of oatmeal chocolate covered raisin cookies.  Someone, maybe not your doctor, will thank you.

I thought it would be nice to post a bunch of recipes that call for chocolate covered raisins, but other than white chocolate covered raisin oatmeal cookies, trail mix, and reindeer poop, there weren’t many choices.   Celebrate today by making up a new dish involving chocolate covered raisins and posting your invention in the comments section below.  We may want to give it a whirl.

Eat well and holiday on my friends!

Awww, that dog!

I’m clearly saying this in the, “look at that cute little puppy” context, and in no way referring to my ex that lied, cheated, and stomped all over my heart! It’s National Puppy Day and we’re celebrating the cute little furry, fluffy, doe-eyed babies of the canine world. If you already own one of these beautiful, loyal, funny best friends, you know exactly why they deserve their own day of love and appreciation!

To celebrate indulge them with extra hugs, kissesfather-1411543_1280, and rubs.  Spend more time outside running around, throwing the ball or burying things in the grass.   Take them to Pet Smart, PetCo, Home Depot or any other puppy friendly place where they can pick out a new toy.  If your baby is a couch potato, turn on the dog station and watch something dog rated and approved.

If you don’t own one of the best pets in the world, today is a great day to adopt.  Visit your local ASPCA and make the best decision of your life.  Bring home a friend that will shit in the yard and not all over your feelings.

dog-1543301_640They will love you unconditionally for who you are and anxiously look forward to seeing you every day. They are good for your health, well-being, and safety.  I can’t think of one reason I’d trade in my cute little Yorkie.

If you’re just not the puppy type, besides seeking professional help for your evil ways, I don’t know what you can do to celebrate, but I will be praying for your soul.

Have fun and holiday on my friends!